#1
If one man tells you you’re a horse, he’s insane.
If three men tell you you’re a horse, there’s a conspiracy.
And if ten men tell you you’re horse, you need to get a saddle.
and #2
Wine relaxes me.
Vodka gives me clarity and courage.
But Scotch makes me wise.
[Therefore, obviously, I’m trying to drink more scotch as I start writing the new play (and beyond).]
Thank you for listening.
