Probably the stupidest app is the Ugly meter –– although it’s had moments of being the #1 bestselling one, even surpassing Angry Birds.
It rates you on a scale of 1 to 10 how ugly you are ––and, as in golf, the lowest score is best.
Angelina Jolie got a 0.
George Clooney got a 4.
And Brad Pitt got an 8.
It’s a useless app, that basically serves as a random insult generator.
However, today when I tried it out and got a 1.0 and its remark was “If Beauty were time, you’d be an Eternity” … well, I began to think “Maybe there is something to this” and went on with my day of client calls, marketing seminars, and postponing the final read of my novel.
Thank God I have my looks to fall back on …
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