I loved the moment when Elaine Stritch on 30 Rocks says to Jack’s wife Avery who’s expecting: “Remember, when you’re pregnant, it’s only one bottle of wine a day, AND THAT’S IT!”
Yesterday, I began my juice cleanse –– if you read my Unauthorized Bio on this site you’ll know I believe that red wine is allowed –– and honestly, the hyped-up nutrition was making me feel slightly intoxicated all day.
Honestly, I began to feel it was moderately risky to drive –– Driving Under the Influence (of Juice), as it were.
I’m completely on fire with my new Creative Guru Consulting strategy. I love everything about the idea, and right now I’m lining up a FREE telecall with Andrea Lake to share how it all works with anyone who’s curious and wants to know more about getting published and produced.
As you know, if you read this blog, I find all these kinds of coaching and self-improvement programs both unbelievably seductive and totally creepy, like some bloated former sex symbol who still has IT on some residual level but you wouldn’t want to admit to have them on your Wish List.
But the interesting thing about this kind of consulting for me is that I can find no flaw in the plan. It might just be all the juice talking, but
1) I’m actually great at this kind of thing, both on the artistic and marketing levels,
2) I’ve got true credentials and experience and something valuable to share,
3) I actually want to do it, rather than having it be something I’ve cooked up half-baked just to produce some income.
Creative Coaching Clients … Come Find Me Now!
I read most of Melody Beattie’s book MAKE MIRACLES IN FORTY DAYS and have opted in for her process as I do want more miracles –– but then who doesn’t?
[By the way, the miracle she doesn’t talk about is how she looks like she does in her jacket photo and is reportedly 64 years old.]
Maybe I’m confused and this is an old picture or something, but doesn’t she seem 40s, maybe even late 30s, here?
I also must report that I may technically have gone over the wine limit since I went out for one glass late last night to read the book at Don Pisto’s and the lovely waitress spotted my drink and a refill.
It’s sort of a corollary to my wine on a cleanse rule, but I also believe that birthday cake has no calories and that free drinks can have no negative effects.
It’s just a deal that the Universe and I have made, and well, we’re both committed to sticking to it.
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